Horoscope

Aries-Walk boldly toward your future on Monday. The beginning of the week is, to paraphrase a certain romantic comedy, the beginning of the rest of your life, and you might as well approach it with your all. Happily, romance is certain to figure in somehow. And, on Tuesday and Wednesday, so is a new activity — something healthy, perhaps cardiovascular — something that you genuinely enjoy doing. Thursday is for taking care of business, and Friday and Saturday likewise find you paying bills, making phone calls, answering the door. On Sunday, pretend you’re a plant that needs shade: Stay in.

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Your even-handedness and your sympathy toward others precede you on Monday, and, sensing this, someone might ask you for your help in resolving a dispute. Only get involved if you’re genuinely impartial; the last thing you need is small-potatoes controversy. Tuesday and Wednesday are entirely uncontroversial (unless someone has a problem with you having fun, you holding a certain someone’s hand, you being around friends, you having money in your wallet) and Thursday though Saturday are (if this is possible) even better. Lucky you! Sunday is intense — you feel strongly about someone.

Gemini-The amount of time between coming up with ideas and executing them is quite short on Monday — in other words, nothing can stop you now. Others may play devil’s advocate, but you see the usefulness in this and don’t let it deter you (or stifle your enthusiasm). Tuesday through Thursday, finding better ways to express yourself is the best use of your energy. Friday brings the week to a fun close — energy, laughter and (perhaps) adventure figure in — but Saturday overwhelms you. Sunday, happily, is slower, reflective and restorative for mind and body.

Cancer-You’re not interested in deals or bargains or ’it’s right here so it’s good enough’ on Monday. You are a person of standards and you’re willing to give up whatever it takes to get what you want. Otherwise, what’s the point? Tuesday through Thursday, an emphasis on the smaller things provides a healthy balance. Return some phone calls, set a few dates, clean the kitchen. You’ll be happier on Friday and Saturday if the house is clean, what with domestic conflict looming, ready to be addressed. A certain amount of upheaval figures into Sunday.

Leo-You are sprinting toward a finish line on Monday, and you’ve never looked better. You don’t mind hearing a cheering crowd, but it’s not the reason you set out in the first place — your satisfaction runs much deeper. Tuesday through Thursday, concentrate on the stuff that you’ve been setting aside: the bills, the house, feeding the dog. Take the long view on your future. Friday and Saturday, you are plugged in — getting people to agree with you takes virtually no effort — but Sunday you begin to wonder if you aren’t better off going the next phase alone.

Virgo-You like to control the game plan, it’s part of your personality … but there are absolutely too many variables in play on Monday. Your flexibility — and your enthusiasm about being flexible — is crucial. Tuesday through Thursday, you can have your way with one thing: Cleaning up. You can clean up however you like — blast the stereo and make a game of it. As you go, you’ll come up with a billion new ideas for projects. Friday and Saturday, you’re stumped when it comes to making a decision. If a partner is involved, you should defer to them; it’s good for you to get used to doing that.

Libra-Your taste is hard to beat these days — people look to you for recommendations on everything from books to music to where to go for an evening out. The TV can be so dull, can’t it? Tuesday through Thursday, you’re not in the market for dull. You’re finding things out about friends you never knew, simply because you’re asking penetrating questions. (Be sure to answer their questions in return. Fair’s fair.) Friday and Saturday, a romantic encounter, or a series of them, lifts you up, makes you lighter on your feet. By Sunday, you’re already becoming possessive.

Scorpio-Monday is not the right time to call attention to yourself, especially at work. The boss will be on the warpath, and anyone in the wrong field of vision will become an unwitting target, so it’s not the time to violate the dress code or anything. Tuesday through Thursday are great days — quiet, modest in scope, but fascinating to you, stimulating, enriching — and Friday and Saturday are easy-going. Then comes Sunday, a 24-hour period best described as magical. You radiate a sense of possibility and power, and you have everyone’s respect.

Sagittarias-You’re having daydreams of a tropical vacation on Monday, or maybe you actually have tickets to go somewhere. Whatever the case, travel is on the brain. Tuesday through Thursday, the more time you spend around others, the more you’re going to wish you were on a jet plane — it’s not them or you, exactly; there’s just something glitchy in the social chemistry. But Friday and Saturday, you and your pals get along like characters in a sitcom. There’s about as much laughter as in a sitcom too. Decisions might be hard on Sunday, but connecting with people won’t be.

Capricorn-You’re being pulled left and right on Monday — especially at work. Everyone is acting as if you owe them something. It’s a frustrating day, but after Monday, the week only gets better. Tuesday through Thursday are full of discoveries, minor breakthroughs and long-lost friends. It’s funny how someone can resurface at exactly the right moment. Friday and Saturday, your energy is high but your timing is dismal: No matter how hard you work, the pieces just won’t snap into place. Not yet, at least. A conversation on Sunday puts everything into perspective.

Aquarias-You’re struck by lightning on Monday — not actual lightning, but a bolt of brightness, of inspiration — and the suddenness of the revelation is extraordinary. Creativity flows out of you unbidden. Use it to your advantage Tuesday through Thursday when dealing with others, as it will present a variety basket of challenges. (Everyone has their own agenda and not everyone is altogether forthcoming.) By Friday and Saturday, you’ll have broken down some barriers and you’ll be engaging with real people — instead of being aloof and cool, be interested and kind. Sunday is slow but deep.

Pisces-Everyone’s got their own goals, their own friends, their own secrets — and that’s okay. You don’t have to form an opinion on every aspect of a person if they’re worth befriending. When meeting someone new on Monday, trust your gut. Don’t abide gossip. Tuesday through Thursday, you’re honing your relationship skills further. You’re trying to be a model of helpfulness, spontaneity and enthusiasm — that’s how you would want someone to act toward you. Friday and Saturday you decide to stake your ground on something, pick your path, and others respond well. Sunday is a big day.

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Government Shutdown

           Everyone knows America is built on a strong flexible government kept in control through checks-and-balances, ever wondered if our government could shut down? Or how it would affect you if it did? Well on Saturday April 9,2011 it nearly did. With the Democrats and republicans fighting over the new bill that congress comes up with every 6 months to help with our countries currency, few people thought they would come up with a compromise fast enough. Though many people speculated that the government would close down, luckily, it didn't. What would have happened had the government actually shut down though? First all the free parks people are able to go to such as the Smithsonian would close down or would cost money in order to go into. Then the people in the military would not be being paid so they wouldn't go into work everyday to protect our nation. Those are just some of the minor things that would have happened had our government closed down, and as everyone can see those really aren't that minor, so we should all be quite thankful the people in congress had managed to find a compromise.

Series of storms kills 8 people

          A huge systems of storms pass through the southeast starting with Texas and then into Oklahoma on Tuesday April 5. In these storms only 8 died but most were killed during the tornado. The tornado was but one small portion of these storms their was violent thunderstorms that came with even more violent winds, then their was a hail storm, then finally came the tornado, there was a total of 3 tornadoes ALONE! Of the 8 people who died, 6 of then were a family from Georgia who happened to be visiting texas with them died a little 6-month-old. Once the storm had passed, they were thrown into a two day power outage and they are just now starting to gain back power.That's all for now, I'll keep you updated.

Japans disaster

Tragedy strikes in Japan with an earthquake of 9.0 on the ripter scale. Though they say that Japan is the most prepared country for an earthquake even they are not prepared for a 9.0 earthquake. It hit at around 2:45 pm and it devestated Japan! Some people speculate that there maybe over 10,000 bodies from it, though they have only found roughly 4,000 and even more are missing at present time. The tsunamis and after-shocks of the earthquake have caused even more damage but these things could be the least of Japans problems.



            Japan is a manufacterer of nuclear weapons and some of their plants are leaking nuclear fluids. They are having several thousand people quarentined due to the fact they have shown signs of nuclear contamination.

            At current time we are uncertain of how long Japan will be suffering so everyone please be aware and hopeful for the people of Japan

IGOD is sexist against women!

           When I was in my communications class, I was playing on IGod when I asked "God " if he was male or female and he said "My gender is male of course.Would you really expect a woman to be running the show."       

Now as I am a woman I was very offended by this obvious sexism! We women have woerked hard to earn our rights whilst men, the moment they were born, recieved them. We have worked hard to earn our education and our potitions in society whilst men took the easy road. As women who have WORKED for our rights we should not tolerate this! The man who created this right should NOT have made it sexist it simply isn't true now that women are treated equally we are still somehow under men, a man who is a CEO will recieve more money than a women in the same position. Now I ask you why do we stand for it perhaphs it time we fight back or perhaps we shall just continue to sit there and do nothing

Planetary alignment decreases gravity!-April Fools article ALL fake

           With the planetary alignment coming with 2012 you might want to go out and buy lots of Velcro because as the planets come into alignment we lose GRAVITY! Scientists have recently discovered that recently we have had a loss of gravity and the only plausible reason for this is the planetary alignment. They think that by the time the planets come completely into alignment we may have just slightly more gravity on earth than we do on the moon! Prepare your moon suits and get ready to fly, cause we are going into 0 gravity!
           Now scientists are completely baffled at how they have managed to completely miss this, as its been happening for over 20 years! There has been some ideas floating about how the coming 0 gravity might have something to do with the onslaught of obesity that has been happening about the world.