Planetary alignment decreases gravity!-April Fools article ALL fake

           With the planetary alignment coming with 2012 you might want to go out and buy lots of Velcro because as the planets come into alignment we lose GRAVITY! Scientists have recently discovered that recently we have had a loss of gravity and the only plausible reason for this is the planetary alignment. They think that by the time the planets come completely into alignment we may have just slightly more gravity on earth than we do on the moon! Prepare your moon suits and get ready to fly, cause we are going into 0 gravity!
           Now scientists are completely baffled at how they have managed to completely miss this, as its been happening for over 20 years! There has been some ideas floating about how the coming 0 gravity might have something to do with the onslaught of obesity that has been happening about the world.