Horoscope

Aries-Walk boldly toward your future on Monday. The beginning of the week is, to paraphrase a certain romantic comedy, the beginning of the rest of your life, and you might as well approach it with your all. Happily, romance is certain to figure in somehow. And, on Tuesday and Wednesday, so is a new activity — something healthy, perhaps cardiovascular — something that you genuinely enjoy doing. Thursday is for taking care of business, and Friday and Saturday likewise find you paying bills, making phone calls, answering the door. On Sunday, pretend you’re a plant that needs shade: Stay in.

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Your even-handedness and your sympathy toward others precede you on Monday, and, sensing this, someone might ask you for your help in resolving a dispute. Only get involved if you’re genuinely impartial; the last thing you need is small-potatoes controversy. Tuesday and Wednesday are entirely uncontroversial (unless someone has a problem with you having fun, you holding a certain someone’s hand, you being around friends, you having money in your wallet) and Thursday though Saturday are (if this is possible) even better. Lucky you! Sunday is intense — you feel strongly about someone.

Gemini-The amount of time between coming up with ideas and executing them is quite short on Monday — in other words, nothing can stop you now. Others may play devil’s advocate, but you see the usefulness in this and don’t let it deter you (or stifle your enthusiasm). Tuesday through Thursday, finding better ways to express yourself is the best use of your energy. Friday brings the week to a fun close — energy, laughter and (perhaps) adventure figure in — but Saturday overwhelms you. Sunday, happily, is slower, reflective and restorative for mind and body.

Cancer-You’re not interested in deals or bargains or ’it’s right here so it’s good enough’ on Monday. You are a person of standards and you’re willing to give up whatever it takes to get what you want. Otherwise, what’s the point? Tuesday through Thursday, an emphasis on the smaller things provides a healthy balance. Return some phone calls, set a few dates, clean the kitchen. You’ll be happier on Friday and Saturday if the house is clean, what with domestic conflict looming, ready to be addressed. A certain amount of upheaval figures into Sunday.

Leo-You are sprinting toward a finish line on Monday, and you’ve never looked better. You don’t mind hearing a cheering crowd, but it’s not the reason you set out in the first place — your satisfaction runs much deeper. Tuesday through Thursday, concentrate on the stuff that you’ve been setting aside: the bills, the house, feeding the dog. Take the long view on your future. Friday and Saturday, you are plugged in — getting people to agree with you takes virtually no effort — but Sunday you begin to wonder if you aren’t better off going the next phase alone.

Virgo-You like to control the game plan, it’s part of your personality … but there are absolutely too many variables in play on Monday. Your flexibility — and your enthusiasm about being flexible — is crucial. Tuesday through Thursday, you can have your way with one thing: Cleaning up. You can clean up however you like — blast the stereo and make a game of it. As you go, you’ll come up with a billion new ideas for projects. Friday and Saturday, you’re stumped when it comes to making a decision. If a partner is involved, you should defer to them; it’s good for you to get used to doing that.

Libra-Your taste is hard to beat these days — people look to you for recommendations on everything from books to music to where to go for an evening out. The TV can be so dull, can’t it? Tuesday through Thursday, you’re not in the market for dull. You’re finding things out about friends you never knew, simply because you’re asking penetrating questions. (Be sure to answer their questions in return. Fair’s fair.) Friday and Saturday, a romantic encounter, or a series of them, lifts you up, makes you lighter on your feet. By Sunday, you’re already becoming possessive.

Scorpio-Monday is not the right time to call attention to yourself, especially at work. The boss will be on the warpath, and anyone in the wrong field of vision will become an unwitting target, so it’s not the time to violate the dress code or anything. Tuesday through Thursday are great days — quiet, modest in scope, but fascinating to you, stimulating, enriching — and Friday and Saturday are easy-going. Then comes Sunday, a 24-hour period best described as magical. You radiate a sense of possibility and power, and you have everyone’s respect.

Sagittarias-You’re having daydreams of a tropical vacation on Monday, or maybe you actually have tickets to go somewhere. Whatever the case, travel is on the brain. Tuesday through Thursday, the more time you spend around others, the more you’re going to wish you were on a jet plane — it’s not them or you, exactly; there’s just something glitchy in the social chemistry. But Friday and Saturday, you and your pals get along like characters in a sitcom. There’s about as much laughter as in a sitcom too. Decisions might be hard on Sunday, but connecting with people won’t be.

Capricorn-You’re being pulled left and right on Monday — especially at work. Everyone is acting as if you owe them something. It’s a frustrating day, but after Monday, the week only gets better. Tuesday through Thursday are full of discoveries, minor breakthroughs and long-lost friends. It’s funny how someone can resurface at exactly the right moment. Friday and Saturday, your energy is high but your timing is dismal: No matter how hard you work, the pieces just won’t snap into place. Not yet, at least. A conversation on Sunday puts everything into perspective.

Aquarias-You’re struck by lightning on Monday — not actual lightning, but a bolt of brightness, of inspiration — and the suddenness of the revelation is extraordinary. Creativity flows out of you unbidden. Use it to your advantage Tuesday through Thursday when dealing with others, as it will present a variety basket of challenges. (Everyone has their own agenda and not everyone is altogether forthcoming.) By Friday and Saturday, you’ll have broken down some barriers and you’ll be engaging with real people — instead of being aloof and cool, be interested and kind. Sunday is slow but deep.

Pisces-Everyone’s got their own goals, their own friends, their own secrets — and that’s okay. You don’t have to form an opinion on every aspect of a person if they’re worth befriending. When meeting someone new on Monday, trust your gut. Don’t abide gossip. Tuesday through Thursday, you’re honing your relationship skills further. You’re trying to be a model of helpfulness, spontaneity and enthusiasm — that’s how you would want someone to act toward you. Friday and Saturday you decide to stake your ground on something, pick your path, and others respond well. Sunday is a big day.

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Government Shutdown

           Everyone knows America is built on a strong flexible government kept in control through checks-and-balances, ever wondered if our government could shut down? Or how it would affect you if it did? Well on Saturday April 9,2011 it nearly did. With the Democrats and republicans fighting over the new bill that congress comes up with every 6 months to help with our countries currency, few people thought they would come up with a compromise fast enough. Though many people speculated that the government would close down, luckily, it didn't. What would have happened had the government actually shut down though? First all the free parks people are able to go to such as the Smithsonian would close down or would cost money in order to go into. Then the people in the military would not be being paid so they wouldn't go into work everyday to protect our nation. Those are just some of the minor things that would have happened had our government closed down, and as everyone can see those really aren't that minor, so we should all be quite thankful the people in congress had managed to find a compromise.

Series of storms kills 8 people

          A huge systems of storms pass through the southeast starting with Texas and then into Oklahoma on Tuesday April 5. In these storms only 8 died but most were killed during the tornado. The tornado was but one small portion of these storms their was violent thunderstorms that came with even more violent winds, then their was a hail storm, then finally came the tornado, there was a total of 3 tornadoes ALONE! Of the 8 people who died, 6 of then were a family from Georgia who happened to be visiting texas with them died a little 6-month-old. Once the storm had passed, they were thrown into a two day power outage and they are just now starting to gain back power.That's all for now, I'll keep you updated.

Japans disaster

Tragedy strikes in Japan with an earthquake of 9.0 on the ripter scale. Though they say that Japan is the most prepared country for an earthquake even they are not prepared for a 9.0 earthquake. It hit at around 2:45 pm and it devestated Japan! Some people speculate that there maybe over 10,000 bodies from it, though they have only found roughly 4,000 and even more are missing at present time. The tsunamis and after-shocks of the earthquake have caused even more damage but these things could be the least of Japans problems.



            Japan is a manufacterer of nuclear weapons and some of their plants are leaking nuclear fluids. They are having several thousand people quarentined due to the fact they have shown signs of nuclear contamination.

            At current time we are uncertain of how long Japan will be suffering so everyone please be aware and hopeful for the people of Japan

IGOD is sexist against women!

           When I was in my communications class, I was playing on IGod when I asked "God " if he was male or female and he said "My gender is male of course.Would you really expect a woman to be running the show."       

Now as I am a woman I was very offended by this obvious sexism! We women have woerked hard to earn our rights whilst men, the moment they were born, recieved them. We have worked hard to earn our education and our potitions in society whilst men took the easy road. As women who have WORKED for our rights we should not tolerate this! The man who created this right should NOT have made it sexist it simply isn't true now that women are treated equally we are still somehow under men, a man who is a CEO will recieve more money than a women in the same position. Now I ask you why do we stand for it perhaphs it time we fight back or perhaps we shall just continue to sit there and do nothing

Planetary alignment decreases gravity!-April Fools article ALL fake

           With the planetary alignment coming with 2012 you might want to go out and buy lots of Velcro because as the planets come into alignment we lose GRAVITY! Scientists have recently discovered that recently we have had a loss of gravity and the only plausible reason for this is the planetary alignment. They think that by the time the planets come completely into alignment we may have just slightly more gravity on earth than we do on the moon! Prepare your moon suits and get ready to fly, cause we are going into 0 gravity!
           Now scientists are completely baffled at how they have managed to completely miss this, as its been happening for over 20 years! There has been some ideas floating about how the coming 0 gravity might have something to do with the onslaught of obesity that has been happening about the world.

st. patricks day

valentines day puzzle for puzzles and comics...if needed

Card-a gift you get from hallmark with a special message
chocolate- a yummy gift girls' love to eat
hearts-everone has one, on this day you give it away
flowers-smells good and come in during spring
candygrams-little hearts with sweet little messages
kisses-you give this to a person on the cheek
hugs- wrap your arms around another person
red-a color often described as blood
pink-a color made when mixed with red and white
white- all colors mixed together to create this color

Horoscope for January

Aries(March21-April20)-In the beginning think out your choices you may find it saves you a lot of trouble. Towards the middle of the month is a good time to get everything together. Finally towards the end of the month try to put others needs before your own you will find yourself with high rewards in very little amount.

Taurus(April21-May21)-In the beginning of this month put all your chips on one roll of the dice you may just hit the jackpot. The middle of the month keep calm and don't get involved with things that won't affect you. Towards the end of the month make sure to listen to that little voice inside your head.

Gemini(May22-June-21)-In the beginning listen to those you are working with, they will help in the long run. Middle of the month lots of positive energy will be going around soak it up whilst you can. End of the month take a deep breathe before you do anything rash and just calm down, then carry on.

Cancer(June22-July22)-In the beginning first think o yourself for a little me time to calm down it will help with the res of the month. Towards the middle think big and go with it! Finally at the end of  the month think of those you care for and try to make their days just a little brighter.

Leo(July23-August22)-By the fifth of this month you are going to be swamped in surprises try not to forget that change is a good thing. In the middle of the month you are going to need a strong intuitive side to keep you out of trouble. The end of the month take a little me time for yourself

Virgo(August23-Sep22)-In the beginning of the month set your pass and try not to let anyone slow you down. Middle of the month try to keep your schedule flexible it might benefit you in the long run. The end of the month try to get in touch with your passionate side it will help to cleanse your soul for next month

Libra(Sep23-Oct22)-In the beginning you will let your communicative juices flow just let them it will help solve many previous problems. By the middle of the month let your active brain flow. At the end of the month give your self some challenges!

Scorpio(Oct23-Nov21)-In the beginning trust your gut! Towards the middle of the month create a peaceful environment for yourself. At the end of the month just go out and have a celebration just for you!
Sagittarius(Nov22-Dec21)-In the beginning surround yourself by your loved ones they will offer comfort and support. Towards the middle of the month keep your head out of the clouds and stay focused on your work. At the end of the month there will be some verbal fights make sure you don't just pick a side pick the side that makes the most sense.

Capricorn(Dec22-Jan20)-In the beginning your surrounded by good ideas use them all! In the middle of the month its all about fun, fun, fun soke it up! Finnally at the end of the month everything comes together so feel free to take a deep breathe!

Aquarius(Jan21-Feb19)-The beginning is all about exploration between yourself and your environment don't foget any of it. In the middle try not to get sidetracked no matter how easy it may be. Then at the end of the month just do it and ignore your doubts just make sure to have some fun!

Pisces(Feb20-March20)-In the beginning you feel authoritive try not to let it go to your head. In the middle of the month you will have several flashes of brilliance, use them! At the end of the month try to resolve any problems that may have accured with-in the month you will feel better afterward

December horoscope

Aries(March 21 - April 19)-Try to step up and take care of things before anyone else can get to it -- pay for lunch, start a trend or say hello to that cutie before they can break eye contact. Your energy is unstoppable!

Taurus(April 20 - May 20)-Your slow, patient nature is actually working against you somewhat today -- but don't change a thing! Just because everybody else is rushing around, that doesn't mean you have to match their pace.

Gemini(May 21 - June 21)-Step up to the plate and knock one out of the park. Whether you're in a work meeting or hanging out with friends, all you need to do is take the initiative to make a really great impression.

Cancer(June 22 - July 22)-You need to slow your mouth down somewhat, if that is at all possible. You may speak before thinking, and that can only lead to conflict on a high-energy day like today. Edit yourself!

Leo(July 23 - August 22)-Taking out the garbage, disciplining an underling or punishing your kids don't strike you as all that much fun, but on a day like today, you're sure to at least take them in stride. Deal with the tough stuff!

Virgo(August 23 - September 22)-Kill the urge to share all you've got with others today -- save the altruism for another time! Your energy is just better spent on personal projects, self-care and other seemingly selfish business.

Libra(September 23 - October 22)-Your love life may be humming along nicely (or sputtering, possibly), but that's the least of your concerns right now. Your interpersonal energy is too great to focus all of it on just one person!

Scorpio(October 23 - November 21)-You don't really want all that much out of your interactions with others -- just some basic respect, really. If you give them what they want, you are sure to get more than you bargained for, though.

Sagittarius(November 22 - December 21)-Your creative energy is super-charged right now! Try your hand at art, dream up a sweet solution to something that has been bugging you lately or just show off a little when your friends come by.

Capricorn(December 22 - January 19)-Someone needs to postpone a big appointment or meeting, and you have to deal with the consequences. Of course, the re-scheduler could be you, but that doesn't mean you can go easy on yourself.

Aquarius(January 20 - February 18)-You are so far out ahead of the crowd that they might think you've fallen behind -- but that doesn't bother you! Your big ideas are too enthralling to let you worry what the masses think.

Pisces(February 19 - March 20)-You need to blend in today -- otherwise, you might get put on the spot more than once. The good news is that it's easier than ever to hide behind the screen provided by all the crazy action!